I tried to be a hipster blogger once.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs